Monday, June 30

Lucky * | 6/30/2003 09:51:26 PM
oh, this sucks. i have to wait until October to take my damn driving test. *sigh* see what procrastination does to you kids? just say no. the place was completely booked until September. and so is the SAAQ (until October) so yeah. all you people who had your temps for the longest time... (i.e. Gates and Sabrina) hehe... i might end up getting my license before them after all. that is, if they didn't make an appointment yet. now i have to take the bus to school. how lame. lol, i'm just kidding. ohshit. i don't know if i've ever mentioned this, but my dad bought a new car, so that means i'm getting the old one. (yeah, the one that's only 3 years my junior, lol.) anyway... yes. we all know in what state that car is in... (nevertheless, i love it so. i even named it Shady-the-ghettomobile) but! i hope it makes it past October. ohgod. just to say that i had a car. rah. it won't. *cries*
anyway... tomorrow is Canada day! and! superdorks second anniversary. that's right kids. *sheds a tear* it's been 2 years of overdramatic melodrama. *sniff* let's eat cake! lol.

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/30/2003 01:52:50 PM
Lunch break.... yeah... work is like totally cool... it rox my sox! Argh this keyboard is the crappiest of the possible crap keyboards in the world! i think i may be starting a throat/ear infection... thats total caca... !!!!!!!!!@@?????$$##)))))))(@ thats me being excited for tomorrow... AFI is demain... YAY!!!!!!!!!!! and Massimo is comming home demain.... double YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
k now i gotta go pee... kthxbi.

Sunday, June 29

Lucky * | 6/29/2003 04:05:12 PM
umm. do you think 5 and 1/2 hours of back to back to back to back to back to back classes would kill me? let me throw this in. on a friday! hmm. i need one of those hourglass things Hermione had, youknow. *looks at her pending schedule* i manage to fit everything before 4.00pm, and i finish at 11.30am on wednesdays. that friday thing is my only problem. so, who's switching programs after her first week? *raises hand* lol. and then i got my mom to believe that universal break was naptime for everyone. hehe. gullibilty = fun. anyway. today i found out that i'm emotionally attached to my bed. is that possible? i'm sure others are as well. i had to switch beds with my sister because she's moving to Hamilton. idunno. it doesn't make much sense to me either... *sigh* parting is such sweet sorrow. gah. sweet, sweet bed. maybe i should change out of my pj's now. *looks at the time*

Saturday, June 28

Lucky * | 6/28/2003 10:45:36 PM
well. not only is Voldemort an evil-fucking-murderer, but he's an idiot too! i mean. <sarcasm>he should have had Spina as a physics teacher.</sarcasm> lol, black is the absense of all color, is it not? let's go to a New Found Glory concert and study the concept, lol. well, maybe in the wizarding world, it's the other way around. anyway! i can't wait to read it. *waits rather impatiently*

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/28/2003 07:38:12 PM
"only when all the colors are mixed together is black created, unlike white which is the absence of all color. Thus, black is superior to white! Evil triumphs over good!" - Voldemort.

only 20 pages of my traficated copy left to read... umh

Lucky * | 6/28/2003 01:07:16 AM
picture time? i think so! (these are from tonight...)

camera shy?
aww, so cute.
"the music could move your bones..." Justin!
something in your eye? use Christina's eyedrops!
yummy Pina Colada.
classic campose.
more camera shy-ness.
mmm, beverages.
Sofia, the model!
"and we went real fast, VROOM!"
Sofia and her bitch, lol.
Rosie and Gates' mom, <3
Gates stealing the camera.

Friday, June 27

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/27/2003 04:55:56 PM
Harry Potter is mine b!tch... teeheehee.... there's some l33t person that writes an | <3 j00 type letter to Harry and i really hope its not just my trafficated book that has that written in it cause its damn funny...

Summer is GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRREEAT! I hope it continues this way the only thing that kinda sucks is that i have to work.... and today it pisses me off even more cause im really really bored... last night i asked my dad if i could have the day off cause i wanted to go to La Ronde with Massimo and his friends but he was all like i have a whole bunch of work i want you to do and then you'll have all week off... so anyways he made me feel bad and i went to work... welll guess what i did fuck all today i've been bored since 10 and surfing the net since 11... grrr.... oh well i get paid to be bored! and i got promoted! they hired another kid to do what i use to do so now what i do is more amusing...FUCK i hate this keyboard anyways the new girl scares me ... shes HUGE and dresses like britney spears... she looks pregnant... gah... ca fait peur...
an hour left and i can go home... c'est cool ca....
July 1st = AFI!!!! that should rock my sox!!!! hehehe
Jennifer = blonde...
blonde = Jennifer
next time i go to the hair dresser i may actually dye my hair blonde... and make massimo happy. if i look like an idiot its his fault...
k this keyboard is hurting my writsts when i type for some reason so la fin.

Lucky * | 6/27/2003 11:20:46 AM
1. How are you planning to spend the summer [winter]? spending quality time with my nephew. maybe look for a job.
2. What was your first summer job? *thinks back* babysitting. that was fun, they were cool kids.
3. If you could go anywhere this summer [winter], where would you go? nowhere, thankyou.
4. What was your worst vacation ever? prolly when i went to Italy when i was 10 for a month, i got so bored. lol.
5. What was your best vacation ever? hmm. New York was fun. St-Thomas was gorgeous. lol, i dunno.

Thursday, June 26

Lucky * | 6/26/2003 11:45:03 PM
time for MSN convo's. yay!

Jennifer: i downloaded a trafficated copy [of Harry Potter]

Jennifer: and a pina colada
Jennifer: or two
Rosie: lol
Jennifer: or three

Rosie: buy a hat and those little fans and stick them together, but make it point to your face, youknow?
Jennifer: massimo was here yesturday and i was like degoulasse touch moi pas
Jennifer: hehe
Rosie: lol
Jennifer: so gross
Jennifer: and then he was all offended!
Jennifer: and hermie sleeps on her back now and drinks like a bottle of water a day
Rosie: lol, it's like one of those bad break up lines. instead of "it's not you it's me" it's "it's not you, it's the weather"
Jennifer: she usually drinks one in a weeks time
Rosie: okay that's not very funny lol
Rosie: pauvre hermie
Jennifer: yes its funny
Jennifer: i love it!
Rosie: lol
Jennifer: next time hes here im using it

Jennifer: its like a sex ed book [Harry Potter]
Jennifer: they teach u how to kiss
Rosie: lol
Rosie: whoa. i can just imagine what book 7 is gonna be like
Jennifer: sex unh

Jennifer: craaaaaappppp emo child gave me nightmares
Rosie: hahahahahahahahhahha omg

Jennifer: vbh ;4hi
Jennifer: hehe message from hermie

Lisa: youre like holding a sandwich and looking away
Rosie: lol. prolly giving someone the look.

Lisa: guess what!
Rosie: umm. banana's are yummy?
Lisa: dirty minded child....shakes head at yuo!
Rosie: what. they are yummy!

Lisa: im getting teased!
Lisa: lmao
Rosie: because of the tacos?

Rosie: it's not nice to make fun of other people's taste in music!
Rosie: that was such an emo answer
Lisa: i know lol

Lisa: stop giving the look!
Lisa: lol
Rosie: hehe
Rosie: if i were an xmen... that would be my power

Lucky * | 6/26/2003 04:30:12 PM
okay, this layout is a temporary one. just because the surf one was getting on my nerves, but... i was having so much trouble making a new one. okay, enough of that.
yesterday was fun. went to pick-up our report cards, then Tim Hortons for gossip, lol. it'll never end. then... i went to Chris' house for swimming. summer = great. then, then, then. we were bored, so i helped Chris learn Seven Nation Army from The White Stripes on drums. it took a while, (since neither of us know how to play the drums!) but she did it, and it's très cool. ("how are we supposed to know what they're called! which one is the hi-hat?!" "omg! they have names on them!" lol.) music = fun. oh, by the way. how was everyone's St-Jean! lots o' poutine? mhm, that's right. i went to the beach and the water was crystal clear. *blank stare* hehe. okay, off i go. *disapparate*

Sunday, June 22

Lucky * | 6/22/2003 09:26:44 PM
Friday Five
1. Is your hair naturally curly, wavy, or straight? Long or short? long and... i'll say wavy. more frizzy than wavy though, lol.
2. How has your hair changed over your lifetime? it was straight... it wasn't until Laurier that it started to curl on its own. and it also got darker. (from light to dark brown) and ever since i dyed it red, people still say that it looks a little red in the sun. someone thought it was my natural color once, :P
3. How do you normally wear your hair? usually tied, when i don't have time for it. if not, i'll dry it straight and let it loose or half-up. it's rare that i manage to get it curly or wavy and not frizz up.
4. If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like? i've been thinking of cutting it short, but i'm not sure yet. maybe some caramel-ish streaks.
5. Ever had a hair disaster? What happened? lol, prom. the way the hairdresser did it was nice, and i liked it when i left the place. but when i got home i just kept looking at it going, "this isn't what i wanted, this isn't what i wanted..." until finally my sister re-did some of it for me. bah, whatever.

[sexy] Sunday Six!
1) Public displays of affection: love them or hate them? depends what kind of display of affection. well, actually. it doesn't matter, as long as i don't know the people. lol, because it's awkward if you do.
2) Would you, if the opportunity arose, have sex in the Big Brother house if it meant you would win? no. because. Big Brother sucks of fucking cacasticks. i didn't even know that it's still on.
3) Have you ever been in the same room as people who were getting "intimate"? no. i hope not.
4) Ever had sex in a public place? yes. this one time. at band camp.
5) Have you ever been caught having sex by a parent or friend? lol, this question makes me think of Isabella... hehehe. and she finished too! ohgod.
6) Would you/have you ever had sex when there were other people in the room? no. unless they were purposely there, filming by request... no! i'm just kidding.

Saturday, June 21

Lucky * | 6/21/2003 09:44:19 PM
so cute...

well, that was fun! passed by pretty fast though, but fun nonetheless. felt more like we spent lots of money on any random night then prom though... know what i mean? anyway! it was fun, no complaints. except i have a sunburn damnit. and i put my lotion twice. hmm.
"...prom." "what?" "prom!" "what?!" "PROM! P-R-O-M-E! PROM!" -Rosie (c'est pas bon... les filles)
"guys. can i have a whopper? i want a whopper. where's my whopper?" -David wanting a whopper, babbling for 12 minutes (lol, and that whole time at Burger King)
"why'd you get me a whopper?" -David upon receiving his whopper
the CAGES!
MELISSA PORSELLI AND HER BOYFRIEND! LOL! the story is too disturbing to post. and that girl, i don't know her name. whatever.
"can i have a sex on the beach?" "dude! she wants to fuck you on the beach!" "so what was that you wanted? a sex on the beach... with a lot of sex?" "oh yeah!" -Sofia

anyway... that was that. i'm so glad we didn't go through with the chalet thing because i'd have been dead off my ass by now. (is that even an expression?) anyway, water slides! they were much more fun... great way to start off summer! it was sooo good, i felt like i was on vacation. mmm. well, WE ARE! summer vacations, whoot. okay. i'm gonna go sleep for 17 billion hours now because i slept like, 3 hours last night? no. this morning. yeah, whatever.

Thursday, June 19

$$$ DeeDee $$$ | 6/19/2003 05:22:34 PM
prom's tomorow. i wasnt exited until yesterday at midnight. today i went on a last minute shopping spree with christina. she got pants and a necklace and i got nail polish, hairdye and i was supposed to get a bra but nothing fit exept for the 40$ bras which i didnt have the money on me for. i feel bad for you jen. if i ant find anything and mine arnt even that big, im sorry. they should really make cute bras after C. i cant wait for tomorow. and i also have to make a cape, a memory aid, dye my hair and try on my dress tonight. sooooo many thing. so little time.

Monday, June 16

Lucky * | 6/16/2003 08:32:23 PM
Did you guys watch Canadian Idol? I was sad not to see Erica, Pat or Stephanie. Oh, the possibilities that could have provoked. *sniff*... but Danny Alogbo was on, (Krystina's brother) and he made it. C'est cool. All you limo-goers... I need your songs for the CD soon, please. Merci.

You know you're bored when:
You manage your MSN contacts into Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Syltherin. lol! (or should I say rfa!) I'm laughing at the stupidest things today. Anyway, wouldn't you like to know which house I put you in? LOL! Okay. *whew* I don't know what i'm laughing at. I think it's the people I put in Syltherin. Oh shit. If only you could re-name your contacts. I'd have a field day. Okay, I've had too much cake today. Okay, today... they rhyme. With Clay, <3. *smacks her forehead* Did you see MSN 6? (LOL, I hit every damn number on the keyboard before I hit 6.) K. *takes a deep breath* Anyway! They added a smiley that's raising its eyebrow! I always said they should add one. Now I'm happy. Okay. I don't think I should be operating machinery right now. OMG. Rosie = laughing at absolutely nothing = talking in the 3rd person = maybe what Mr. D said today was right, LOL. Okay. I'm gonna go now. Holy shit.

Lucky * | 6/16/2003 11:09:28 AM
The Real World Personality Generator
Your Real World Type: The Girl Next Door
Paris Cast Member Most Likely to Identify With: Mallory
Paris Cast Member Most Likely to Hook Up With: Ace
Paris Cast Member Most Likely to Fight With: Christina

shit happens when you're bored. maybe i should study for economics. hmm. eugh.

Saturday, June 14

Lucky * | 6/14/2003 08:40:13 PM
so, i finally got around to buying shoes for prom yesterday. however. i have been informed that my sister-in-law HAS THE EXACT SAME PAIR IN THE SAME DAMN COLOR AND SIZE. okay then. lol, doesn't matter, i suppose. as long as we don't go wearing them at the same time. *shakes her head* but i like them. and i bought a ring, earrings and... still missing a necklace though. yay. and after all the caca we've been through, i'm actually excited for prom. hmm!
oh, mesdames et misters. i'm putting all the pictures from *thinks back* late 2001 to present on a CD. (because i don't think any of you would trust a computer that is on it's death bed to keep safe said number of pictures, or a free internet host.) SO, that's why i'm doing that. and why am i telling you this? because, if you want a copy, just tell me (and with only 3 easy payments of $29.99...) lol, just a blank CD will do and i'll make you a copy. kbye.

Friday, June 13

Lucky * | 6/13/2003 09:51:42 PM
okay, where to begin? how about, sdhg and sdpgjps that was soifjg! no, i mean really ldifug because spdoi!? fuck, yeah. that's some crazy sojgns for you. *smacks her head on a wall* god damn. mm. timbits. okaybye ihavetogo makeanass outofmyself tomorrow. yay.

Wednesday, June 11

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/11/2003 10:52:08 AM
"There was this girl in fifth grade I thought was cool, but then I found out girls shouldn't have mustaches." HEHEHEHE that made me giggle... and don't tell me that that was mean.... cause really i don't give a fuck... its not my fault she can't afford wax or something... and if it bothers her that much why not get rid of it?

ok ew...

im done.. la fin. and claudia updates too ... bitch. k that was mean j't'aime rosie! tu veut un autre cadeaux?

Tuesday, June 10

$$$ DeeDee $$$ | 6/10/2003 10:56:30 PM
the fire works were cool. i love fire works. jennifer ducking for cover into my arm is not such a good feeling though. ha. rosie. you think you have it bad with the math thing. i have a 46%. thats right, 46%. i have NO IDEA what the hell im doing. and im in cheap have no idea how stupid i feel. i know what everyone's gonna say, i dont need it. well i do. not only because after two year of work im going to university for nursing, but also for my own pride that i can at LEAST pass the easiest sec. 5 math. damnit. my tutor is comming at 9:30 in the morning tomorow. those days off between exams, yeah, THEYRE MY ONLY DAYS OFF BEFORE I START WORK. i think i hate math more than anyone on this planet. trust me. and work. yes work. they decide, HWEN HALF THE POPULATION that wroks there are sec 5 pearsonites, to put the first aid course ON PROM WEEKEND..wait,...PROM SATURDAY..wait again..AT 8 AM. now i have to go get certified MYSELF, DOWNTOWN twice the price.yup. im in a bitching mood. so much, that that pictures with the army guy is soooooo not funny that its pissing me off. no offence to any one.
damnit. exmas are sooooooooo stressfull when ur a horrible student.

Lucky * | 6/10/2003 07:47:32 PM
hehe. me likes:

(from here.)*giggles* that made my day. mhm. ah. the fun of summer jobs begin. andguesswhati'mnotworkinghaha. i will if i find something enjoyable. if not, screw it. money ain't no thang. lol. if i ever put a line to hell, then it was that. omg. hmm. look at all these updates from ME AND JENNIFER EXCLUSIVELY AND NO ONE ELSE. *very subtle hint*

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/10/2003 06:59:29 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! foot steps have got to be better than odd gospal i love jesus singing every FUCKING day at 7 am... seriously... its like leave me alone ... i don't like jebus... he's mean to me... and to every other fucking person on earth... =) im a happy optimistic person... and italian feast thingy at pompei = cheap fire works... worse then st-jean fireworks... AND POOP! i wasn't even drunk then... *sigh* although certain people are sure that i really was cause id been home all day and then i came around and i was freakin hyper and pretending to be drunk... anywho... work today = crap... and now i have a head ache... and i gotta make a memory aid... teeheehee i doubt ill ever do it... failing with a 20% or a 45% is pretty much the same thing... i can just hope i get plaunt as a supervisor... i had something to write about but i forgot... :( ill just go make love to my arm instead... kthxby.

Lucky * | 6/10/2003 04:54:30 PM
[rant] new neighbour. living upstairs from me. does she think she's a fucking mammoth beast or something? SHE STOMPS AROUND HER WHOLE DAMN HOUSE! you can hear wherever the hell she's walking, fucking shakes the whole damn floor too. fuck, it's really annoying. ugh. myfuckinggod. i started blaring my speakers in spite and i STILL HEAR HER. whatthefuck. ajhfglsdfjg&#$^dskjn. [/rant]
english exam today. leaving my exam... a couple of guys were talking. "Ciao, english exam. I didn't know the theme was flying. Wasn't it boundaries?" ciao failed. okay. that wasn't their exact conversation... but that's what it meant. *shakes her head*
[rant] i fucking hate math. everyone says they dislike it, but i really fucking hate it. working on this memory-aid for my pre-cal exam on thursday... i swear to god, i wrote down 2 points and got a headache. and i was going through these review sheets to try to understand at the same time... it just doesn't make sense. the worst part? it's stuff we did in math 536. fucking shit. what's even worse is that i have to go through this shit again next year. fuck me. i'm seriously thinking about dropping my science courses for next year already. and music isn't working out that well either. 4 days until my McGill exam and guess what. i still don't know the fucking notes to one of my songs. mhm. and you know what? i could care less. [/rant]
hey! prom is soon. that should be fun. i still don't have shoes and whatnot. hmm. that could be a problem.
"fuck" count: 10. hehe. i feel like Colin whatshisname.
fireworks. were they the cheap mtl-north/rdp fireworks? you know the ones i'm talking about. like the ones on St-Jean. haha. Jenn, were you drunk again? *shakes her head* "C'est pas bon l'alcool, les filles." bleh.

Monday, June 9

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/9/2003 11:07:39 AM
OMFG!!!!@@@@!!!!@@@@@@@@ fireworks last night = me ducking into claudias lap and Pat telling me its ok cause when he was small he was scared of fireworks... crap im so happy security people told us to get off the hill... i would have died of a heart attack.. i make no sense.. poo is smelly... my deodorant does smell yummy... sometimes when no ones looking i smell my arm pits... crrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp on a stick... chem lab in an hour = not cool... i must go get dressed and review Q = Mc(delta)t

Sunday, June 8

Lucky * | 6/8/2003 10:37:01 PM
Jennifer, thank you for being so generous as to offer a cadeau... but. ouache-caca. :P lol, actually i've lightened up on the subject. i used to dispise anyone that wore sandals, but it doesn't bother me as much anymore. still. i wont wear any, and DON'T you think of touching me with those things. anyway, enough talk about feet. *shakes her head*
went swimming for the 3rd time this season today. yay. pools = happy fun, but still no tanning. damnit. even my brother tanned. *sigh* i guess i'll just have to put more effort into staying outside in the sun and doing absolutely nothing all day. hehe. so, this weekend was very movie-eventful. mkay: Frida, Fight Club, X2 and Bruce Almighty. (yeah, the first time that i watched Fight Club, so sue me.) Bruce Almighty was the only one i didn't like. boring and cheesy. i'd recommend Frida, but i wouldn't watch it again. makes you think about death a lot, and well. that sucks. X2 and Fight Club were amazing, but Fight Club was by far my favorite. oh! how can i forget that i watched the Variety Show video aswell! only once though, be proud. Melissa's sister managed to throw in a shot of me wearing a vibrant-red wig that made me look absolutelyfuckingridiculous. but anyway, it was nicely put together so good job her. anyway... i have nothing interesting to talk about, so i'll leave you with this statement: Jennifer has yummy-smelling deoderant. mhm.

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/8/2003 06:41:22 PM
I'm in one of my extremly odd music phases... this time its reggea... probably cause its so happy and summer-like...

xzibit - multiply
truth hurts - addictive
TOK - money to burn
sean paul - like glue
mr. vegas - heads high
lumidee - never leave you
ludacris - roll out
chingy - right thurr
cam'ron - never scared
buju banton - murderer
beenie man - miss l.a.p
beenie man - bad girl

those songs have been on repeat all day... :/
yea im aware that not all of that is reggea... so fuck me or something...

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/8/2003 06:12:11 PM
so bored...
cadeaux pour Rosie...

Saturday, June 7

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/7/2003 01:16:49 PM
Hermie = smelly.

YAY!!! I'm so happy... after trying for a while to tan i finally have some color! not the brown-ish tan color i was going for...but red is gonna have to do until my body decides that my skin isn't the type to burn but to tan. Hehe im all red after swimming in Rosie's brothers pool for like an hour. It could have been longer but i had to leave cause i had to go get a facial... which by the way are totally useless... the chick was like "it's gonna get rid of all your blackheads" and blah. that really didn't happen... she did get rid of some but nothing that i couldn't have done myself. and she kept putting really awful smelling creams on my face and massaging it and i just wanted it to end! and then she gave me a speech on how i was damaging my lips by putting lip gloss on them cause it was really oily and stuff... and then another speech on how evil polution outside is gonna get me if i don't wear proper protection, like a daily mosturizing cream... :/ she was talking to me as if i was 6! it was soooo odd and she played really creepy "relaxing" music.

Well school is over... i'm some what happy yet some what sad... it sucks that i won't be seeing certain people as much... but that's counter balanced by ugly people who should have jumped off the plaza a long time ago... the thing that's gonna suck most about graduating is having no more fun stupid classes... like economics... i don't think we ever had a full lenght class... or a class without laughing... and then there's chemistry... i've had ms.Fabak for the past 3 years... she was one of the greatest teachers ever and actually made chemistry some what interesting... and french class... Mr. Labrecque another teacher i had for 3 years... *sigh* he made me all teary on the last day of class! Oh well i'll see all of them again in November when we get our diplomas...

College scares me...
I have to chose 3 classes for my first semester. I already made up my mind... i just hope i'll be able to take them... that their not cancelled and that they fit in my schedual nicely... If everything goes well i should be taking these courses :

Introduction to College English
Emotional Intelligence and the Arts as a Humanities course.
Aquatic Fitness or Dance Fitness as a physical education course.
Elementary German I as a complementary course.
The Human Body I
Nursing 1 - Introduction to Nursing

if i can't take german i will seriously cry... or take spanish instead *sigh*

i have nothing else to blab about... =) fin.

Friday, June 6

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/6/2003 08:58:52 PM
Friday Five.

1. How many times have you truly been in love?
Once, and i hope to keep it like that for a while.

2. What was/is so great about the person you love(d) the most?
Everything about him... He's the only person who can change my mood completly, make me laugh when i was crying... that type of thing... and he ignores my mood swings and doesn't hate me for telling him to fuck off and leave me alone when im pissy... yup he's rather understanding ... i can go on and on about him...but non. im not obsessed.. k i am. fin. massimo <3

3. What qualities should a significant other have?
erm good sense of humor, good personal hygeine, great personality and blah blah blah... [the smaller the penis the better]

4. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
yea... :( but only cause he broke mine first ... then we cried and made up... :/

5. If there was one thing you could teach people about love, what would it be?
don't let what people say about ur cherie interfere with ur relationship... if u love the person thats all that matters...

Thursday, June 5

Lucky * | 6/5/2003 06:46:17 PM
why did the chicken cross the plaza?
HAPPY LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL! oh, the great fun. well. i don't feel like typing, so here... look at pictures! enjoy. (Jenn. upload your pics and i'll add them to that gallery too. foshizzle.)

few more things kiddies. one. watch the MTV Movie Awards. tonight at 9pm. HOSTEDBYNONEOTHERTHANJUSTINTIMBERLAKEHIMSELF. (andSeannWilliamScott.youknowwhatever) two. PICK UP YOUR VARIETY SHOW VIDEO TOMORROW! rahrahrah.

Wednesday, June 4

$$$ DeeDee $$$ | 6/4/2003 08:48:28 AM
sotheres two days left until were out of this hell hole. i mean , are we supposed to be sad ? but like genero said,"its like. okay schools over. bye, see you next week". Theres not one time, not once that i take the forty three bus and i dont see someone from our school. i mean, if it were like the states where most go to college in another state, THEN, i would understand. but yeah no. were all staying either in our montreal north or r.d.p bubble. On a happier note, ONE DAY LEFT...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...YEAH...but back to the "were sad were leaving school thing"...maybe itll hit me in a couple of years when ill say" it was so easy back then..bla bla bla " . OH GOD all those people will crying tomorow. i cant wait to laugh at them for the first few minutes, but then itll get irritating. ah, Jebus. Im happy leaving this school because i wont have to see the people i cant stand everyday. i mean, i now i might cross them at walmart or the movies or something one day, but thats all. hehe.

Sunday, June 1

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/1/2003 06:48:10 PM
LOL!!!!! i haven't laughed this much since umm... well yesturday actually... but ya know...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t


Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

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Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/1/2003 03:37:52 PM
someone please save me from my moms psycho-ness? anyone...someone.... please? she just lost it on my dad cause he rented a movie and there's a sex scene in it... now is it even possible to watch a movie and not see some boobies in it these days? probably not... my mom needs therapy... very badly.... they've been watching the movie for the past hour and it was fine... and now there was a 30 second sex scene and all of a sudden my mom turns psycho and expects everyone to stop watching the movie cause she doesn't approve of it...WTF is wrong with my family? couldn't i be born with normal parents? a non-fucking bitchy, moody mom and a non-fucking psycho, if you don't listen to me i'll beat the crap out of you dad..... is that really too hard to ask for... i want a mom who'll mind her own buisness every once in a while.... i seriously can't walk an inch in the house without being questions... and when im on the internet most of the time she's standing behind me questioning me... who are you talking to? where'd you meet them? BLAH BLAH BLAH .... i seriously hate my parents...

Goddess Of The Dorks | 6/1/2003 12:41:54 PM
Yesturday i realised how stupid my mom is. My mom had to go to wal-mart and she asked if i wanted to go... it was like 10 so i had absolutly nothing to do till later that afternoon so i went with her... we get there and she's like go look at the clothes... now i'm not one to do the whole zellers/wal-mart thing... but i'll admit that once in a while you can find something cute and wearable... so anyways i'm looking and all the clothes are crappy... and then my mom went insane on me telling me that i had to change my ways and i can't always get what i want and that shes not gonna spend 100$ on a sweater for me... but she pulled a mental fit in the store so i just ran away from her and she continued bitching about how im ungrateful and blah blah blah... so anyways to make her happy i find a black skirt... try it on and it was cute so im like ok look i found something... and then she started bitching at me cause it was WAY too short... LOL!!!!!!!!! that coming from a 40 year old women who dresses like a slutty 20 year old made me giggle... so i wasn't allowed to buy it cause it was above my knees... and let me tell u that that REALLY confused me.... im pretty sure i had shorter skirts in like grade 6 then that one ... but anyways... i tried my best i really did but still my mom wasn't happy.... so i told her i was going home without her and then she was like "i'll buy u ice cream if you stay" so i stayed... and then my dad came to get us... but before that my mom bought a pair of shorts for my sister... and she was complaining cause clothes these days are so expensive.. the shorts were 19.99$... maybe that is expensive to some.. but come on my parents act as if we're poor... it scares me some times... cause i know they're maybe they spend all their money on drugs or something... ah dunno...

Anyways after getting home, my mom getting bitched at by my dad cause she wouldn't stop complaining about everything... Massimo came over... we were gonna go watch a movie ...but erm... i know next time i step foot in the movie theater with him ill be conned into going to see the matrix... im blabbing :( c'est cool hein? hehe the leaked version of msn 6 is amusing... the emoticons move and playing tic tac toe is fun also...

alright i will now go shower. Byes.